Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.
Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!
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