A (sometimes) brilliant person who dedicates huge amounts of time, thought and money to writing a research paper but is somehow unable to make this research paper comprehensible to any other member of the human race.
"The model uses a multilayered canopy submodel of photosynthesis and phenology initially developed for the PnET-Day and PnET-II models by Aber et al."
A rather large, unstable chemical that some peopleclaim tastes like sugar.
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaksdown into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody
Diet Pepsi has a lot of aspartame in it.
Diet Pepsi tastes gross.