When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.
We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.
An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.
I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.
Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.
Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.
When one member in a circle jerk
fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.
Joey was the weakest link, and took shit for it for weeks.
When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dog
s and Boston Pancake
A great party icebreaker.
We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.
When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.