Having a penis that measures two inches
Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.
Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"
Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"
Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.
This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.
He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.
*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*
Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"
Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "
* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *