The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state
of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character
behavior. This is usually followed
by The Afters, a powerful state
of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.
Guy 1: What the fuck
is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing
but a Gene Simmons mask
and a fleshlight
, and proceeded to loudly gratify
yourself until you creamed
all over Liz.
Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really
bad case of the befores...
Guy 1: Fair
enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.