1. That which causes, or is often blamed for, an individual to act unnecessarily and innapropriately
bitter, sad, irritable, or angry, especially in a situation where
all other involved parties can remain calm
and nonchalant. Derived from the presence of salt in tears, and the high salt content in brain fluids during episodes of high irritation.
2. A statement or action
of shameless over-retaliation.
2. The condition of being salty
3. That which makes
4. An exclamation used in response to a blatant presence of salt or act of salt.
5. The perfect thing to say to someone
to embarrass them after
you've pissed them off by being a dick and/or
Derek is no fun to joke around with, because
he has too much salt
in his system.
I was giving Derek shit about throwing like a girl, and he punched
me in the stomach. But I couldn't even respond to his salt because
I was too busy laughing
at his girly-ass punch.
"Yo Derek, I had sex with your mom!"
"I'm going to fucking kill
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...SALT