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When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.
These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man
โดย Gilbert Diamond 21 กุมภาพันธ์ 2015
An adjective that describes a relationship between an omnivore/carnivore and a vegetarian/vegan.
We can serve anything for dinner when the Smiths come over, they are bicurean.
โดย dwhip 21 กุมภาพันธ์ 2015
To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.
โดย theLondonlook 21 กุมภาพันธ์ 2015
A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you
Hey turns out he was a Fuckboi
โดย Know it all 24 มกราคม 2015
A well intentioned person who repeatedly agrees to do some type of charity work, but ultimately does not follow through with the commitment, often with an excuse at the last moment.
Mary said she would help with this year's church picnic, but she's such a voluntease, so I'm not holding my breath.
โดย SavvyOpal 15 กุมภาพันธ์ 2015
What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.
I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"
โดย Dalegend 15 กุมภาพันธ์ 2015
Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.
Penelope was perplexed at her friends concern over ATM fees or government oversight because her Shoe Box Money was self managed.
โดย EastWordz 15 กุมภาพันธ์ 2015