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พ.ค. 30
If someone says 'Tweet It' after another person has said a sentence then they must simply tweet the sentence they just said.
James Wells 'I suck cock' Adam davies 'Tweet it'. James would then have to tweet that he sucks cock
โดย bantermobile 27 พฤษภาคม 2015
พ.ค. 29
A child had by a celebrity just for the attention. Usually given a bizarre name, because who cares what the child has to go through growing up, they're just a kidcessory.
D'ya hear? Kimye had a kidcessory and named it North West.
โดย Bobakalacka 27 พฤษภาคม 2015
พ.ค. 28
The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening
Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.
โดย Ruzi 27 พฤษภาคม 2015
พ.ค. 27
When you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.
Paige: Dang, the guy last night who took me to dinner was such a bore. He caught me datenapping right during the entree.

Jill: Ya, I always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so I could catch up on my datenaps, especially if I did not get my meetnapping that day at work.
โดย the coMANd'r 29 ตุลาคม 2014
พ.ค. 26
When you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave.
I was waving to Eddy at the show and Phil thought I was waving to him. Awkward... Phil waved back to me as he was caught in a whoopsie wave. It's almost as bad as when Jim invited me to lunch, thinking I was Tony because his phone contacts were screwed up resulting in Jim texting me with an invite.
โดย the coMANd'r 14 เมษายน 2014
พ.ค. 25
When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
โดย the coMANd'r 26 สิงหาคม 2014
พ.ค. 24
The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
โดย the coMANd'r 27 ตุลาคม 2014

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