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to be down with your husband/wife no matter what, through it all the good and the bad.
Thats my ride or die husband 4 life
When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.
I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.
when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff
"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."
An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.
Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!
Walking directly behind someone who is pushing through a crowd, to avoid having to push through the crowd yourself. Only works if you stay in the empty area directly behind the person in front of you. Usually done behind someone tall or buff.
Guy 1: "Dude, how did you get to class so fast?"
Guy 2: "I did some crowd slipstreaming behind that tall guy over there, it saved me a lot of time."
Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse.
She wants to cyber with that loner
โดย Gumba Gumba
A group of people surround a lone person on the dancefloor and when appropriate begin twerking aggressively on the person in the middle. The tighter the circle during the twerk the better. It is typically performed during r & b or rap music.
Man how good was that Circle twerk last night.
Pedro looks sad and lonely, let's go give him a Circle twerk.